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　(🈯)　(🕕)单(🍅)身汉(hàn )Barry Egan（(🍩)亚当(dāng )(🌰)·桑德(😘)勒(lè ) Adam Sandler 饰(shì )）经(jīng )营(yíng )(🔬)着(zhe )一家(jiā )(🐮)小(xiǎo )(🥩)工(gōng )(💤)厂，生(shēng )活在七个(gè )姐(jiě )(🎏)姐压(yā )(🌗)力(lì )(🏇)下(♑)的(de )他会(huì )(🚤)不时地哭(kū )泣(qì )(🔸)、用暴(bào )(🤷)力(lì )(🗄)来(lái )(🛍)发(🎡)泄(xiè )情绪，乱(💆)砸(✳)东西(🥄)。这天(tiān )他(tā )在(🐖)路(🕌)上(🛺)捡(jiǎn )回(huí )了一(yī )个(🗑)被(bèi )人(rén )(🍮)丢(diū )(✖)弃(qì )(🙁)的(😻)小(🚸)钢(🖍)琴(🚑)，还认(rèn )识(shí )了一(yī )个(🤷)女(nǚ )(🔊)子(💞)。原(🚢)来(lái )(🌙)这(📎)个(🧚)女子(🔩)正(zhèng )是(shì )他的(🚨)一(🛑)个(gè )姐(😞)姐想要(yào )介(jiè )绍(🦗)给他(tā )(🎛)认(rèn )(🌊)识(㊗)的(de )(🥎)Lena Leonard（艾米(mǐ )丽(👓)·沃(wò )森 Emily Watson 饰），两(👺)人相(🏯)约(yuē )改(🎋)天一(🕐)起吃(chī )(🧟)晚(wǎn )(🚴)餐。夜(yè )(⚾)里(lǐ )寂(jì )(🌮)寞无聊(liáo )的Barry拨(🥊)打(dǎ )(🍑)了(le )一(yī )(🛎)个(gè )色(🚗)情(qíng )(🐾)电(🦇)话(😊)，和(hé )电(🏻)话(huà )(🐛)里的(⛏)女(🐨)郎聊(🥋)的(de )不亦(yì )乐(💅)乎(hū )(🌼)，却也惹上(shàng )了(le )(😝)麻烦(🏒)：女(nǚ )郎(láng )付(fù )(🐡)不(🈺)起(qǐ )房(📧)租(zū )(🔍)跟(gēn )(😙)他(🤥)借(jiè )(⏲)钱(qián )被(bèi )(🔤)拒绝后(📸)，便(🔷)不(bú )断(duàn )打(dǎ )电(diàn )(🥅)话(huà )(🐞)骚(🍽)扰(rǎo )(🏃)他(🔞)。Barry和(🌱)Lena第(dì )(🔫)一(yī )(💣)次约(yuē )(🚡)会后，两(🏓)人(rén )(🚽)情(🎐)投意(🔲)合(hé )。然而(ér )(👗)当Barry回(huí )到(dào )家(jiā )的(👩)时(shí )候(hòu )(💅)，却(❓)遭(zāo )(📬)到(dào )了(le )(🕺)一伙(huǒ )人(rén )(😉)的(🚤)打(🚩)劫(jié )(🍹)，原(yuán )来(lái )是(💁)经营(yíng )(⏺)色情(qíng )电(diàn )话(huà )(🈳)公司(sī )(🔬)的(🍯)Dean（菲(fēi )利(lì )普(pǔ )(🖱)·塞(sāi )(👼)默(😲)·霍夫(fū )曼(màn )(✒) Philip Seymour Hoffman 饰）(🐸)派(pài )来(🕌)的(🏗)。当Lena在(zài )(🦐)夏(🏁)威(wēi )(🍏)夷出(♈)差(chà )(⏭)的时(😄)候(hòu )(🤠)，Barry更(gèng )(🐼)破(pò )天荒地(dì )(🖥)去(qù )(📸)夏(xià )(🌲)威(wēi )夷(👅)寻找(zhǎo )(🎇)她(tā )(🎆)，两(liǎng )(🦄)人(rén )确立(lì )(🍂)了(le )恋(🌸)爱(ài )关(🍐)系(🚔)。当(🌮)那(👎)伙(huǒ )人(rén )(🚹)再次开车(chē )撞了(le )Barry的车(chē )时(shí )(🦀)，Lena受(shòu )(⛄)伤(shāng )(📒)了(🤫)，Barry终(zhōng )(🔭)于(yú )爆(bào )发(fā )(🆕)了(le )......……